Golf with a 500 Year Old Man

Actually Mr. Sun was somewhere in his nineties. It seems that the chilly weather kept away many of my fellow Men's League golfers yesterday. There was no one but me for the 7:40 tee time. I had to go to work so I couldn't wait around for stragglers to come by. Mr. Sun came by and the starter said "you can go out with Mr. Sun if you'd like." So I did. Mr. Sun is about a 5 foot nothing Korean gentlemen who plays pretty well.
He carried about 5 clubs - driver, putter, 3 wood 5 iron and 9 iron. No power cart for Mr. Sun he just picked up his clubs and walked the course. Communication was at a minimum - he didn't speak much english and I, of course, spoke no Korean. We were able to communicate on a rudimentary level. He asked me how much I paid for the cigar I was smoking. I said "five dollars," using hand signals. He laughed and shook his head that being the universal language for "what an A-hole."

Mr. Sun did out drive me on 2 holes.